Total Medals Earned: 1,403 (From 220 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,935 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Medals Earned: 9/14 (150/425 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/85 points)
Medals Earned: 10/33 (70/1,530 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (60/210 points)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (45/290 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/250 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Pick up your Keys
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Beat all beginner missions.
Beat all easy missions.
Beat all medium missions.
Beat all hard missions.
Retrieve the tape from Felicity.
Defeat Clemons first time without using team mates. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Hydra first time without dealing over 2000 damage during fight. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Captain Hunt without any training fights and without repeating any defeated bosses. Heroic difficulty.
Defeat the Corruptor in Zone 7.
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
